Fueled by Coffee. Driven by Chaos. — Sarge’s Signature Softstyle Tee
Fueled by Coffee. Driven by Chaos. — Sarge’s Signature Softstyle Tee
Lightweight, high-comfort, and built for everyday dominance—this tee is the official off-duty uniform of coffee-fueled legends. Featuring Sarge, The Coffee Veteran’s fearless mascot, this bold design captures the energy of high-octane mornings and monster-truck levels of ambition.
Design Feature:
Printed front and center: a battle-ready squirrel gripping the wheel of a roaring monster truck with one paw and a steaming mug in the other. The flaming backdrop and the words “Fueled by Coffee – Driven by Chaos” make your priorities clear.
Fit & Fabric:
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Material: 100% ring-spun cotton (heathers and greys include polyester blend)
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Weight: Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — soft but structured
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Label: Tear-away for zero neck irritation
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Collar: Ribbed knit that resists curling
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Shoulders: Twill tape reinforcement for extra durability
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Ethics: Made with responsibly grown U.S. cotton; Oeko-Tex certified
Why This Tee Rules:
It is breathable, ridiculously soft, and louder than your morning alarm. Whether you are lifting, lounging, or launching into chaos, it keeps pace with your grind and your grindset.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |