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Fueled by Coffee. Driven by Chaos. — Sarge’s Heavyweight Hoodie

Fueled by Coffee. Driven by Chaos. — Sarge’s Heavyweight Hoodie

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Fueled by Coffee. Driven by Chaos. — Sarge’s Heavyweight Hoodie

This is not your average hoodie—it is the uniform of the caffeinated elite. Featuring Sarge, the battle-hardened squirrel of The Coffee Veteran universe, this hoodie is built for those who thrive in chaos, fuel up with coffee, and do not apologize for either.

Design Profile:
The back hits hard with a blazing print of Sarge gripping a mug and driving a monster truck through literal fire. The iconic phrase “Fueled by Coffee – Driven by Chaos” rips across the flames. The bold artwork demands attention and delivers attitude.

Fabric & Fit:

  • Material: 50% ethically grown US cotton, 50% durable polyester

  • Weight: Medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) for all-day warmth

  • Feel: Ultra-soft plush interior with a smooth outer finish

  • Fit: Unisex classic cut with roomy kangaroo pocket

  • Extras: Tear-away label, double-lined hood, color-matched drawstrings

 

Why It Matters:
Whether you're grinding out reps, battling deadlines, or just surviving another Monday, this hoodie brings the comfort, heat, and energy of a triple roast. It is soft. It is bold. It is chaos on cotton.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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