Fueled by Coffee. Driven by Chaos. — Sarge’s Heavyweight Hoodie
Fueled by Coffee. Driven by Chaos. — Sarge’s Heavyweight Hoodie
This is not your average hoodie—it is the uniform of the caffeinated elite. Featuring Sarge, the battle-hardened squirrel of The Coffee Veteran universe, this hoodie is built for those who thrive in chaos, fuel up with coffee, and do not apologize for either.
Design Profile:
The back hits hard with a blazing print of Sarge gripping a mug and driving a monster truck through literal fire. The iconic phrase “Fueled by Coffee – Driven by Chaos” rips across the flames. The bold artwork demands attention and delivers attitude.
Fabric & Fit:
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Material: 50% ethically grown US cotton, 50% durable polyester
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Weight: Medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) for all-day warmth
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Feel: Ultra-soft plush interior with a smooth outer finish
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Fit: Unisex classic cut with roomy kangaroo pocket
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Extras: Tear-away label, double-lined hood, color-matched drawstrings
Why It Matters:
Whether you're grinding out reps, battling deadlines, or just surviving another Monday, this hoodie brings the comfort, heat, and energy of a triple roast. It is soft. It is bold. It is chaos on cotton.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |