Fueled by Coffee. Driven by Chaos. — Sarge’s Official Mug (11oz & 15oz)
This is not just a mug. It is a warning. Featuring the legendary Sarge from The Coffee Veteran, this black ceramic powerhouse is built for early risers, late-night grinders, and anyone whose life runs on caffeine and controlled destruction.
Design Breakdown: Front and center: Sarge grips a monster truck wheel in one paw and raises a steaming mug in the other—flames blazing behind him. The bold stamp “Fueled by Coffee – Driven by Chaos” makes every sip feel like a battle cry.
Mug Specs:
Material: Durable black ceramic with high-gloss finish
Sizes: Choose 11oz (classic) or 15oz (beast mode)
Safe Use: Microwave + dishwasher safe
Handle: C-shaped for easy gripping—even when chaos hits
Eco-Friendly: Lead-free and BPA-free
Sublimation Print: Vivid, sharp, and long-lasting graphic
Why You Need It: This is your daily gear for war—against mornings, meetings, or whatever dares stand between you and your roast. The perfect mug for coffee snobs, chaos lovers, or anyone with a squirrel’s energy and a monster truck attitude.
