Fueled by Coffee, Driven by Chaos – Sarge's Premium Basketball Jersey
Fueled by Coffee, Driven by Chaos – Sarge's Premium Basketball Jersey
Step into controlled mayhem with this premium Fueled by Coffee, Driven by Chaos jersey featuring Sarge, the chaos-loving squirrel from The Coffee Veteran universe. Designed for those who live fast, sip strong, and take no prisoners, this all-over print basketball jersey fuses performance-grade functionality with bold, caffeinated energy.
Flavor Profile (Design):
An explosive print of Sarge behind the wheel of a monster truck, coffee mug raised, eyes wild. Flames roar behind him as tire tracks blaze forward. The slogan "Fueled by Coffee – Driven by Chaos" says it all. This is not a jersey—it’s a statement.
Fabric & Fit:
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100% Performance Polyester: Ultra-lightweight and built for movement
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Moisture-Wicking Tech: Keeps you dry when the chaos heats up
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Odor-Resistant Weave: Stay fresh whether you're on the court or off the grid
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Sublimated Print: Design stays vivid wash after wash—no cracking, no fading
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Color-Matched Stitching: Seamless integration for a high-end finish
Built For:
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Coffee-fueled workouts
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Veterans who play hard and live harder
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Game day, gym day, or just raising hell with Sarge
Why You’ll Love It:
This jersey is engineered for peak performance and wild expression. Whether you’re dropping dimes or dropping jaws, it delivers comfort, swagger, and a shot of espresso-grade intensity.